Why Don't You Get A Job?

by The Offspring

[no guitar]

My friend's got a girlfriend

Man he hates that bitch

He tells me every day

He says "man I really gotta lose my chick

In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone

To give her money every payday

But she wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend, you gotta say

/ A D / A E / A D / A E /

{refrain}

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way

Na-na Why don't you get a job"

Say "no way", say "no way ya, no way

Na-na Why don't you get a job"

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

To keep her bill collectors at bay

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

Cause that girl's got expensive taste

{refrain}

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah

But hey man free rides just don't come along every day

/ D - A - / D - B E /

(Let me tell you about my other friend now!)

My friend's got a boyfriend man and she hates that dick (and the guy!)

She tells me every day (woo! everyday now)

He wants more dinero just to stay at home (stay at home!)

Well my friend, you gotta say: (gotta say!)

{refrain}

(oh yeah!)

"I won't give ya no money, I always pay

Na-na Why don't you get a job" (get a job!)

Say "no way", say "no way ya, no way

Na-na Why don't you get a job!"

Hey that's something everyone can enjoy!