Ode To My Car

by Adam Sandler

[[ italics denote background vocals ]]

Here we go

/ F#m E D /

Piece of shit car

I got a piece of shit car

That fucking pile of shit

Never gets me very far

/ A E D E / :

My cars a big piece of shit

cause the shocks are fucking shot

And my seatbelts fucking broken

I got to tie it in a knot

It's a piece of shit

I cant see through the windshield

Because its got a big fucking crack

And the interior smells real bad

Because my friend puked in the back

It's a piece of shit

Piece of shit car

Piece of shit car

He's got a piece of shit car

It sucks royal dick

That fucking pile of shit

100% crap

Never gets him very far

Oh fuck you car

Its got no CD player

It only got the 8-track

Whoever designed my car

Can lick my sweaty nut sack

They can bite his ass too

And I got no fucking brakes

I'm always way out of control

Eleven times a day I hear hey

Watch it asshole

You fucking piece of shit

Piece of shit car

I got piece of shit car

He got a piece of shit car

Diesel gas sucks my ass

That fucking pile of shit

That pile of metal shit

Never gets him very far

Oh what the fuck did I do

What the fuck did I do

What the fuck did I do

To get stuck with you

You're too wide for drive-through

And you smell like the shoe

But I'm too broke to buy something new

Oh fuck me

/ D E / : / F#m E D /

Well the engine likes to flood

The car always fucking stalls

And the seat cushions got a big rip

So a spring always pokes the balls

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

 

Plus the door locks are busted

I gotta use a fucking coat hanger

What a pain in the ass

And if a girlie sees my car

There's no chance I'll ever bang her

He never ever gets the pussy

Hey shut up

Piece of shit car [[ and variations throughout this verse ]]

You piece of shit car

You piece of shit car

Bald fuckin tires

No rearview fucking mirror

Seven different colors

Fucking rag for a gas cap

Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere

I got a piece of shit car

Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser

Cabby give me a push