Boring

Some people fear that if they slip between the cracks

They will fall forever down with no way back

But I will share with you a controversial something

Down here is an awful lot more interesting

Once there was a fellow who walked a well-paved path

Safe from the scoundrels of the ragged class

Toll on heavy toll left him endebted

With nothing but his dreams and things regretted

BORING

The straight and narrow leads you straight to

BORING

Falling down is flying when you're drunk

Once there was a lady with a perfect plan

She got a doctorate in arts and met a rich man

She waited on him with a ticking hunger

Until she walked in on him kissing someone younger

BORING

Cloudy with a certain chance of

BORING

I prefer the weather here in hell

Well

The loner met the lady in mephisto's pub

They made a pact to give up all they're supposed to love

They torched their homes, they crashed their cars

Ate their pets and shredded all their credit cards

Now they sing and drink their way from town to town

He plays viola as she works the crowd

They live off the dumpster and the dollar store

They forget the shit that doesn't matter anymore

BORING

Now their lives are anything but

BORING

We won't know where they're headed 'til they're dead

But what about the big man with the red right hand

He hoarded every treasure of the seven lands

But we can save him, we can save him from his stupifying bubble

We can drag him screaming down to our own level

BORING

Good intentions pave the way to

BORING

Na na na na na na na na

BORING

(repeat)

So meet me at the thorny garden gates

We'll shake them until their rusty hinges break

We'll feed that rotting apple to the snake