[ play as fast as freaking possible ]

Well, I ain't got no money but I am doing fine
I'm just a hillbilly hell-raiser; I'm trying to kill my time

/ E A B E /?
/ E A E - /?

And I'm looking for that gal about five foot ten
And I'm gonna take her down that road of living a life of sin

{refrain}
Because I'm drinking, drugging, I'm having lots of fun
I always carry around my loaded shotgun
If I think I'm gonna have a bad time
I got a little bit of smoke and a whole lot of wine

/ E D A E / : ?

{break}

Well I once had this gal, I thought she'd be my bride
But then she had to leave my ass for that other guy

{refrain}
And now...

{break}

I don't really care if you hate me, you see
Because I'm just a country boy from the state of Tennessee

I'm a little bit crazy on the rowdy side
Because I like to drink my whiskey and I like to get high

{refrain}
And...

{take 'er home}