by Adam Sandler [[ italics denote background vocals ]] Here we go / F#m E D / Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fucking pile of shit Never gets me very far / A E D E / : My cars a big piece of shit cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelts fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot It's a piece of shit I cant see through the windshield Because its got a big fucking crack And the interior smells real bad Because my friend puked in the back It's a piece of shit Piece of shit car Piece of shit car He's got a piece of shit car It sucks royal dick That fucking pile of shit 100% crap Never gets him very far Oh fuck you car Its got no CD player It only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car Can lick my sweaty nut sack They can bite his ass too And I got no fucking brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear hey Watch it asshole You fucking piece of shit Piece of shit car I got piece of shit car He got a piece of shit car Diesel gas sucks my ass That fucking pile of shit That pile of metal shit Never gets him very far Oh what the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do To get stuck with you You're too wide for drive-through And you smell like the shoe But I'm too broke to buy something new Oh fuck me / D E / : / F#m E D / Well the engine likes to flood The car always fucking stalls And the seat cushions got a big rip So a spring always pokes the balls Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a fucking coat hanger What a pain in the ass And if a girlie sees my car There's no chance I'll ever bang her He never ever gets the pussy Hey shut up Piece of shit car [[ and variations throughout this verse ]] You piece of shit car You piece of shit car Bald fuckin tires No rearview fucking mirror Seven different colors Fucking rag for a gas cap Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere I got a piece of shit car Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser Cabby give me a push |
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