by Adam Sandler

[[ italics denote background vocals ]]

Here we go
/ F#m E D /

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fucking pile of shit
Never gets me very far

/ A E D E / :

My cars a big piece of shit
cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelts fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
It's a piece of shit

I cant see through the windshield
Because its got a big fucking crack
And the interior smells real bad
Because my friend puked in the back
It's a piece of shit

Piece of shit car
Piece of shit car
He's got a piece of shit car
It sucks royal dick
That fucking pile of shit
100% crap
Never gets him very far
Oh fuck you car

Its got no CD player
It only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car
Can lick my sweaty nut sack
They can bite his ass too

And I got no fucking brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear hey
Watch it asshole
You fucking piece of shit

Piece of shit car
I got piece of shit car
He got a piece of shit car
Diesel gas sucks my ass
That fucking pile of shit
That pile of metal shit
Never gets him very far

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

/ D E / : / F#m E D /

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fucking stalls
And the seat cushions got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
 
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
What a pain in the ass
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
He never ever gets the pussy
Hey shut up

Piece of shit car [[ and variations throughout this verse ]]
You piece of shit car
You piece of shit car
Bald fuckin tires
No rearview fucking mirror
Seven different colors
Fucking rag for a gas cap
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
I got a piece of shit car
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
Cabby give me a push