Some people fear that if they slip between the cracks They will fall forever down with no way back But I will share with you a controversial something Down here is an awful lot more interesting Once there was a fellow who walked a well-paved path Safe from the scoundrels of the ragged class Toll on heavy toll left him endebted With nothing but his dreams and things regretted BORING BORING The straight and narrow leads you straight to BORING BORING BORING Falling down is flying when you're drunk Once there was a lady with a perfect plan She got a doctorate in arts and met a rich man She waited on him with a ticking hunger Until she walked in on him kissing someone younger BORING BORING Cloudy with a certain chance of BORING BORING BORING I prefer the weather here in hell Well The loner met the lady in mephisto's pub They made a pact to give up all they're supposed to love They torched their homes, they crashed their cars Ate their pets and shredded all their credit cards Now they sing and drink their way from town to town He plays viola as she works the crowd They live off the dumpster and the dollar store They forget the shit that doesn't matter anymore BORING BORING Now their lives are anything but BORING BORING BORING We won't know where they're headed 'til they're dead But what about the big man with the red right hand He hoarded every treasure of the seven lands But we can save him, we can save him from his stupifying bubble We can drag him screaming down to our own level BORING BORING Good intentions pave the way to BORING BORING BORING Na na na na na na na na BORING BORING BORING (repeat) So meet me at the thorny garden gates We'll shake them until their rusty hinges break We'll feed that rotting apple to the snake |
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