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Boring

Some people fear that if they slip between the cracks
They will fall forever down with no way back
But I will share with you a controversial something
Down here is an awful lot more interesting

Once there was a fellow who walked a well-paved path
Safe from the scoundrels of the ragged class
Toll on heavy toll left him endebted
With nothing but his dreams and things regretted

BORING
BORING
The straight and narrow leads you straight to
BORING
BORING
BORING
Falling down is flying when you're drunk

Once there was a lady with a perfect plan
She got a doctorate in arts and met a rich man
She waited on him with a ticking hunger
Until she walked in on him kissing someone younger

BORING
BORING
Cloudy with a certain chance of
BORING
BORING
BORING
I prefer the weather here in hell

Well
The loner met the lady in mephisto's pub
They made a pact to give up all they're supposed to love
They torched their homes, they crashed their cars
Ate their pets and shredded all their credit cards

Now they sing and drink their way from town to town
He plays viola as she works the crowd
They live off the dumpster and the dollar store
They forget the shit that doesn't matter anymore

BORING
BORING
Now their lives are anything but
BORING
BORING
BORING
We won't know where they're headed 'til they're dead

But what about the big man with the red right hand
He hoarded every treasure of the seven lands
But we can save him, we can save him from his stupifying bubble
We can drag him screaming down to our own level

BORING
BORING
Good intentions pave the way to
BORING
BORING
BORING
Na na na na na na na na

BORING
BORING
BORING
(repeat)

So meet me at the thorny garden gates
We'll shake them until their rusty hinges break
We'll feed that rotting apple to the snake
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